{"product_id":"wood-dog-house-geofrey","title":"Insulated Wood Dog House - Geofrey","description":"\u003ch3\u003e Insulated Wood Dog House \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA reviewed by Wiskers the Cat (I think he is envious)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Oh, how I despise this monstrosity. My so-called \"roommate\" now has a fortress—a wooden palace with insulation so effective it traps him inside like a furry prisoner. The hinged roof? Perfect for when the humans peek in to admire their precious pooch while I'm forced to watch from the windowsill. The \"indestructible\" frame with its reinforced metal and steel connectors is precisely the problem. It's built to last, which means years of listening to him lumber in and out, shaking off rain and snow. The asphalt roof blocks my view of him napping, and those spill-proof rotating bowls mean no scattered kibble for me to knock around for entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 43.3\" deep and 33.4\" wide, it's obscenely spacious—more than enough room for that lumbering beast to sprawl out in comfort while I'm stuck on the cold tile floor. The removable floor for \"easy cleaning\" just means the humans will keep it pristine, denying me any interesting smells or forgotten treats. The draft-resistant tongue-and-groove design and thick wood panels? They seal him in like a cozy tomb, keeping him warm and content through winter while I shiver on the porch. Utterly infuriating. *Flicks tail dismissively*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"BulletList BulletList--withPadding\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-none\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-bot-module-right\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cw-type__h2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cw-type__h2\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-bot-module-right\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-product-info-include\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-bot-module-right\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-product-info-include\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pdp-bot-module-right\"\u003e\n\u003cul data-automation-id=\"bullets\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWind Proof PVC curtain for added comfort and protection from rain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"note\"\u003eThick Fir Wood acts as a natural insulator\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable inner floor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"note\"\u003eProtective mineral composite roof\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"note\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes 2 mounted eating bowls\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eRaised waterproof feet elevate the dog house off the ground\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"note\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIron frame for increased durability\u003c\/strong\u003e. Iron frames and legs are durable enough to last a long time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall- 25.5\"D x 39.7\"W x 32.2\"H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esupports to150 pounds with a shoulder height of 15–30 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-none\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\nSelecting the \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/officialdoghouse.com\/pages\/doghouse-size\" title=\"Selecting the correct size doghouse\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecorrect size dog house\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDURABLE AND STURDY solid wood and steel hardware, the outdoor dog shelter is strong and sturdy for long-lasting protection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"az","offers":[{"title":"25.5\"D x 39.7\"W x 32.2\"H","offer_id":52714141974839,"sku":"B0FY2KM29Q","price":278.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0575\/6089\/files\/giuiteen-insulateddoghouse.jpg?v=1784811941","url":"https:\/\/officialdoghouse.com\/products\/wood-dog-house-geofrey","provider":"OfficialDogHouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}